jmaslows:

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it gets funnier every time.

(Source: louipayne, via evenr0b0tsneedblankets)


what the FUCK

thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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batrickstump:

patrickstumpsgloves:


tookiebelle:


I don’t remember where this came from


THIS is the GREATEST thing on EARTH.


oh my gOD REMEMBER
hungryrunner:

This is what running is all about.

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

(Source: landorus, via elitheweird)

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